WTF?

“What the F is a TreeTruckie?” you may ask.

It’s an exclamation. Something to be shouted from the top of every coffee table all around the world.

You see, when I was a little boy (about age 3), I used to climb atop the coffee table and shout “Tree Truckie!” as if to be yelling “Ta da!” Fucked up I know.

Today TreeTruckie.com is my blog. An outlet for my many awesome musings. And why shouldn’t I have an outlet for my musings? Who would deny me that?

The asshole who stole the TreeTruckie.com domain from me — that’s who! No matter — it’s back, and what was dead and festering (read: my old website) is now alive and well and better than ever.

TreeTruckie.com — new, improved, with more Donnie in every bag.